i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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