Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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