"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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