Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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