I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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