Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
one might say we're banned from that church
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
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Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
The power of my boobs compel you
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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