I wish I only lived at night.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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