what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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