Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Pooping to opera.
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