nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
How does it feel to date your dad?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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