wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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