Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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