is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
