I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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