babies were throwing up all over the place
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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