So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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