Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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