Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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