She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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