We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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its like you know when i get waxed
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