That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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