i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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