I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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