Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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