White coat. Heels.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
