physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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