have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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