The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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