white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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