I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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