Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
do nipples grow back?
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