im gay
i know
yea but for you.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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