Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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