honey bunches of taint.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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