I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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