I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
she peed on how many people?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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