Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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