He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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