I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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