so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
this boner is exhausting
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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