It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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