That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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