But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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