Where is the hickey?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He? As in you personified your dick?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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