Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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