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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  wakey wakey hands off snakey

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.

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• (559): View more from California

  Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?

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• (951): View more from California

  She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life

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• (206): View more from Washington

  At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"

  (404): View more from Georgia

  I come from her. Holy hell.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.

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