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Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher

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(303): Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher http://tfl.nu/qru2

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she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.

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(413): she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman. http://tfl.nu/lb9r

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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this

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(347): we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this http://tfl.nu/0jv4

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i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"

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(216): i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey" http://tfl.nu/8m25

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(305): View more from Florida

I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?

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Seriously?

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100%

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(305): I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox? (1-305): Seriously? (305): 100% http://tfl.nu/w2fu

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(309): View more from Illinois

why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??

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(309): why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat?? http://tfl.nu/gupl

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(404): View more from Georgia

It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up

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(404): It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up http://tfl.nu/zf6y

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(801): View more from Utah

She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.

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(801): She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous. http://tfl.nu/mgxb

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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.

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(770): Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this. http://tfl.nu/gsh2

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(443): View more from Maryland

His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.

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(443): His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number. http://tfl.nu/j9e9

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(440): View more from Ohio

I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife

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My tits sealed my fate

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(440): I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife (440): My tits sealed my fate http://tfl.nu/iglv

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(716): View more from New York

Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride

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(716): Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride http://tfl.nu/1rhf

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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.

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(850): Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants. http://tfl.nu/1sxz

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(301): View more from Maryland

she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.

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(301): she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud. http://tfl.nu/ij9c

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(801): View more from Utah

Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.

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(801): Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat. http://tfl.nu/lo8d

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