Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(763): View more from Minnesota

She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.

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(503): View more from Oregon

why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?

(541): View more from Oregon

I don't know but we should still do that

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one

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(716): View more from New York

I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.

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(315): View more from New York

Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack

(1-315): View more from New York

This is why I love you...

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today

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