I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.