She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today