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just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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