We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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