I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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