i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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