what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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