it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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