i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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