The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
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It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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