No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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